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Author: Claire
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: All sorts
He closes his eyes
Touching his burning hot cock
And thinks of Sheppard
Touching his burning hot cock
And thinks of Sheppard
She laughs as she strikes
The sticks aren't just used to fight
She keeps them well oiled
The sticks aren't just used to fight
She keeps them well oiled
He touches himself
They think Asgard can't have sex
If only they knew
They think Asgard can't have sex
If only they knew
Home is far away
But 'don't ask, don't tell' isn't
He jerks off alone
But 'don't ask, don't tell' isn't
He jerks off alone
She's in her office
Fingers buried in her cunt
Problems in her head
Fingers buried in her cunt
Problems in her head
Alone and chased
He spilled seed on so many worlds
The running is over
He spilled seed on so many worlds
The running is over
The stethoscope's cold
But it's not around his neck
It's around his cock
But it's not around his neck
It's around his cock
It wasn't her flesh
She wishes she had jerked off
He still annoys her
She wishes she had jerked off
He still annoys her
Thighs squeeze together
She can come when she hiccups
She's not that nervous
She can come when she hiccups
She's not that nervous
There's lube in the lab
He wanks when Rodney's not there
Orgasm helps him think
He wanks when Rodney's not there
Orgasm helps him think
One personal thing
So much she should take with her
Rampant Rabbit wins
So much she should take with her
Rampant Rabbit wins
Weir in red panties
Makes him shudder and come hard
The Daedalus shakes
Makes him shudder and come hard
The Daedalus shakes
Hand around his cock
The world pulses when he comes
Atlantis lights up
The world pulses when he comes
Atlantis lights up
If people aren't too sure who each of them are for, it's: Rodney, Teyla, Hermiod, Lorne, Heightmeyer, Ronon, Carson, Cadman, Novak, Radek, Elizabeth, Caldwell and John - in that order :)
Oh gods, I wrote wank!haiku...
May 11 2006, 23:32:35 UTC 6 years ago
These are fantastic. I think Carson's might be my favorite - sexy and funny!
May 12 2006, 20:35:29 UTC 6 years ago
Glad you enjoyed!
May 11 2006, 23:36:24 UTC 6 years ago
*bows down to you*
I had them figured out except for the last one. I was like "The ZPM...?" Then... "Oh, right right right." ;-D
*bows down once more for good measure*
May 12 2006, 20:43:20 UTC 6 years ago
I was debating putting the names up, but I figured I may as well just in case. Although I'm amazingly pleased you figured them out because I wanted them to be recognisable :D
Thank you :D
May 12 2006, 00:12:55 UTC 6 years ago
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Anonymous
May 12 2006, 06:03:15 UTC 6 years ago
I knew just who each one was.
These are all inspired!
May 12 2006, 20:51:16 UTC 6 years ago
May 12 2006, 07:45:48 UTC 6 years ago
MUA! *flails*
And I thought my brother writing Ode to Spam haiku was friggin weirdly awesome...*snickers*
I love how you have each passage spaced so that the reader's eyes naturally drift to the next one.
*hums*
wank!haiku... damn you're awesome.
*beams*
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May 12 2006, 20:53:32 UTC 6 years ago
Re: MUA! *flails*
*grin* Thank you! I was so totally playing around with this, so I'm pleased it worked :DMay 12 2006, 10:23:00 UTC 6 years ago
May 12 2006, 20:54:17 UTC 6 years ago
(Doctor Who stickers!!)
May 12 2006, 17:05:28 UTC 6 years ago
WOOT!
*hugs you all up*
May 12 2006, 20:58:27 UTC 6 years ago
*skips you around*
Also: *snerks* at your icon.
6 years ago
6 years ago
May 13 2006, 00:34:50 UTC 6 years ago
Go Carson! That was a nice piece of imagery there.
May 14 2006, 22:45:12 UTC 6 years ago
May 15 2006, 20:46:56 UTC 6 years ago
You wins the Internet -- please be sure to wash off the sticky parts before using.
May 16 2006, 21:25:06 UTC 6 years ago
June 3 2006, 00:54:11 UTC 6 years ago
That's...just...guh!
I really don't know which is my fave.
Teyla's definately a strong contender ;)
*iz ded of the brilliant wank!haiku*
June 3 2006, 22:06:17 UTC 5 years ago
I'm rather fond of Teyla's myself - if just for the bloody nice mental image it gives me *g*
June 9 2006, 21:57:56 UTC 5 years ago
Triple hee!
I like them all. (Isn't this 13 days at once? *g*)
June 11 2006, 15:08:46 UTC 5 years ago
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June 13 2006, 22:39:06 UTC 5 years ago
May 6 2009, 04:40:40 UTC 3 years ago
Loved it!
May 7 2009, 20:58:43 UTC 3 years ago