Claire ([info]moonlettuce) wrote in [info]mmom,

Fic: Time Honoured Traditions, SGA, Day 12

Title: Time Honoured Traditions
Author: Claire
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: All sorts

He closes his eyes
Touching his burning hot cock
And thinks of Sheppard


She laughs as she strikes
The sticks aren't just used to fight
She keeps them well oiled


He touches himself
They think Asgard can't have sex
If only they knew


Home is far away
But 'don't ask, don't tell' isn't
He jerks off alone


She's in her office
Fingers buried in her cunt
Problems in her head


Alone and chased
He spilled seed on so many worlds
The running is over


The stethoscope's cold
But it's not around his neck
It's around his cock


It wasn't her flesh
She wishes she had jerked off
He still annoys her


Thighs squeeze together
She can come when she hiccups
She's not that nervous


There's lube in the lab
He wanks when Rodney's not there
Orgasm helps him think


One personal thing
So much she should take with her
Rampant Rabbit wins


Weir in red panties
Makes him shudder and come hard
The Daedalus shakes


Hand around his cock
The world pulses when he comes
Atlantis lights up


If people aren't too sure who each of them are for, it's: Rodney, Teyla, Hermiod, Lorne, Heightmeyer, Ronon, Carson, Cadman, Novak, Radek, Elizabeth, Caldwell and John - in that order :)

Oh gods, I wrote wank!haiku...
Tags: author: moonlettuce, fandom: stargate: atlantis, year: 2006: day 12

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[info]maribouquet

May 11 2006, 23:32:35 UTC 6 years ago

*loves*

These are fantastic. I think Carson's might be my favorite - sexy and funny!

[info]moonlettuce

May 12 2006, 20:35:29 UTC 6 years ago

*grin* I'm not sure if Hermiod or Teyla is my favourite :D

Glad you enjoyed!

[info]geonncannon

May 11 2006, 23:36:24 UTC 6 years ago

HOLY CRAP. That was... that made the entire challenge worthwhile.

*bows down to you*

I had them figured out except for the last one. I was like "The ZPM...?" Then... "Oh, right right right." ;-D

*bows down once more for good measure*

[info]moonlettuce

May 12 2006, 20:43:20 UTC 6 years ago

*grin* I had way too much fun writing these, so yay! :D

I was debating putting the names up, but I figured I may as well just in case. Although I'm amazingly pleased you figured them out because I wanted them to be recognisable :D

Thank you :D

[info]downloadable08

May 12 2006, 00:12:55 UTC 6 years ago

I will never be able to look at haiku the same way again! All. Your. Fault. By thich I mean, thank you.

[info]moonlettuce

May 12 2006, 20:44:00 UTC 6 years ago

*grin* 'Twas my pleasure ;)

[info]shetiger

May 12 2006, 00:54:20 UTC 6 years ago

Great job!

[info]moonlettuce

May 12 2006, 20:44:22 UTC 6 years ago

*grin* *dances you around*

[info]ozsaur

May 12 2006, 03:31:21 UTC 6 years ago

I love haiku and these are awesome!

[info]moonlettuce

May 12 2006, 20:47:30 UTC 6 years ago

*grin* Glad you enjoyed - they were way too much fun to write :D

Anonymous

May 12 2006, 06:03:15 UTC 6 years ago

You did a great job.
I knew just who each one was.
These are all inspired!

[info]moonlettuce

May 12 2006, 20:51:16 UTC 6 years ago

Thank you! And yay that they're all recognisable :D

[info]krysalys

May 12 2006, 07:45:48 UTC 6 years ago

MUA! *flails*

And I thought my brother writing Ode to Spam haiku was friggin weirdly awesome...
*snickers*
I love how you have each passage spaced so that the reader's eyes naturally drift to the next one.
*hums*
wank!haiku... damn you're awesome.
*beams*
----}-@

[info]moonlettuce

May 12 2006, 20:53:32 UTC 6 years ago

Re: MUA! *flails*

*grin* Thank you! I was so totally playing around with this, so I'm pleased it worked :D

[info]temaris

May 12 2006, 10:23:00 UTC 6 years ago

Heh. Nicely done :-)

[info]moonlettuce

May 12 2006, 20:54:17 UTC 6 years ago

*dances you*

(Doctor Who stickers!!)

[info]everlydawn

May 12 2006, 17:05:28 UTC 6 years ago

YES!! That's Awesome! I Love it!

WOOT!
*hugs you all up*

[info]moonlettuce

May 12 2006, 20:58:27 UTC 6 years ago

Hee!

*skips you around*

Also: *snerks* at your icon.

[info]everlydawn

6 years ago

[info]melagan

May 13 2006, 00:34:50 UTC 6 years ago

Cool. I mixed up Elizabeth and Heightmeyer, probably because John and Rodney are always bringing Elizabeth "problems". Okay, probably because I think that's what she should be doing in her office after the boys have gone. /g/

Go Carson! That was a nice piece of imagery there.

[info]moonlettuce

May 14 2006, 22:45:12 UTC 6 years ago

I figured Liz deserves some fun with her Rampant Rabbit ;)

[info]ladyvyola

May 15 2006, 20:46:56 UTC 6 years ago

Wanku!

You wins the Internet -- please be sure to wash off the sticky parts before using.

[info]moonlettuce

May 16 2006, 21:25:06 UTC 6 years ago

*snort* Mmm... sticky parts...

[info]cynicalcylon

June 3 2006, 00:54:11 UTC 6 years ago

OH.MY.GOD!
That's...just...guh!

I really don't know which is my fave.
Teyla's definately a strong contender ;)

*iz ded of the brilliant wank!haiku*

[info]moonlettuce

June 3 2006, 22:06:17 UTC 5 years ago

*grin* Out of all of the wank!fic I wrote, I think this is my favourite.

I'm rather fond of Teyla's myself - if just for the bloody nice mental image it gives me *g*

[info]xandutch

June 9 2006, 21:57:56 UTC 5 years ago

Hee!

Triple hee!

I like them all. (Isn't this 13 days at once? *g*)

[info]moonlettuce

June 11 2006, 15:08:46 UTC 5 years ago

Possibly *grin*

[info]viciouswishes

June 12 2006, 02:56:33 UTC 5 years ago

These are great. I've often thought if I only had one thing to take that my vibrator might end up being that personal item or a "Shut up, that's my flashlight."

[info]moonlettuce

June 13 2006, 22:39:06 UTC 5 years ago

*g* Now, if Elizabeth had only asked the scientists, who by that point, had already worked out a way to get 16lbs of coffee each, the entire run of every single tv show they could think of, and several sex toys apiece to Atlantis without the SGC even noticing ;)

[info]ccmom

May 6 2009, 04:40:40 UTC 3 years ago

Nicely done! I mixed up Heightmeyer and Weir and totally couldn't figure out Lorne but the others I got! Um...not sure what that says about me??

Loved it!

[info]moonlettuce

May 7 2009, 20:58:43 UTC 3 years ago

::grin:: It says you think about them wanking too much. But, hey, you're in good company ;D
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